My new pet.

I'm going to call him Fred.

Fred has decided the partition that separates my desk from G's is a great place to wait for food. I suspect he is wrong, but then I am not a spider and I'm not sure what he thinks is 'food'.

Today's obsession was what was outside the window.

Today's quote; 'What are you smiling at?' (Almost as bad as 'what are you looking at?' and said in the same tone of voice).