The Early Bird

The beach will soon be heaving and the carpark so jammed that no one will be able to get in or out.

But we have a cunning plan.

There is a space where one car can park sideways as the planners intended, but two cars can park obliquely side by side, like those around, so enabling the second car to be parked later in the day.

It's taken us eight years to work out how to do this properly.