Goddess

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I have been doing some bits and bobs in the garden over the last couple of days so I am looking all bronzed and glowing.

Or not.

I appear to have served as an all you can eat buffet for any midges within a 2 mile radius so the look I am sporting is slightly less sun-kissed and slightly more pox-ridden.

Adding to the look is the chlorine rash on my neck* which looks suspiciously like a love bite. Just to compliment the actual bites.

Scottish beach ready!

C

*from swimming. I haven’t started using Domestos as a shower gel.