Photocopying

As my peers know I do love a good photocopying session! Especially when it involves blowing things up and all things orientation-eee!I tonight decided to partake in a long overdue filing session (mistake number 1) and immediately regretted it as reams and reams of paper came flying out of my files, alas I thought to myself... But this was the least of my problems as I was about to find out!
As we've already established I highly enjoy photocopying so decided to partake in some home photocopying (which is nowhere near as fun as at school 'cos I don't have a touchscreen), as I approached my weak and feeble photocopying appliance it decided to bloody well break! I could of quite happily sliced someone with a piece of paper and left a deep gash! What a day!!!!!!!