Ingleman

By Ingleman

R2's Country Cousin...

Saw this fabulous and ancient petrol pump today, outside an old building which looks like it was a garage many years past. Just loved it and couldn't resist the blip. It still has the original fibre hoses, and has so many coats of paint I couldn't read the inscription. I filled my tank up for £2 /1shilling and sixpence. 

I love stuff like this.

Am I allowed to tell a rude joke?

OK then, if I get told off I'll blame you...

A lunatic escapes from an asylum. Goes into a launderette and has his evil way with two ladies who are doing their laundry, then he runs off...

Headline in the local paper the following day...

Nut screws washers and bolts.

Apologies, I am feeling frivolous today..

Enjoy the weekend, has anyone won the Euros yet, I am bored already... 

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