Gone

So…we were letting the front lawn grow, hoping a wildflower thing would happen and we could attract the bees and be more biodiverse. All was going great guns, it had gone past that point where you feel you need to mow, but it’s just too long and into the moment of “it’s clearly meant to be like that”.
Then disaster. Our gardener friend was passing by, saw the lawn, thought he saw monkeys swinging in the undergrowth and felt he’d do us a good deed!
What can you do other than laugh?

That is all.