I Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll

A stroll through the local antique centre, thinking idly that there might be something blippable.
This bride was sporting a 50s gown, size 6, if you're in the market, with a sign on the tag saying, "Absolutely Do Not Touch!"
That'll do, I thought, I'll have to go.
(I know, that's not even a long bow:))