The center of the universe

Giving myself away with my orthography, once it was written and underlined in red I thought to myself - let it ride.

This very nice rock floated to the top of the asphalt and will likely so remain in perpetuity. Rubbed on it to see if it would dislodge. It is seated so nicely at the centre of the universe.

Don't believe a word of this. Rocks don't need our help at all. Sure as shit, we need theirs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukbu9dmmzJg