That's me

I've been looking for something to wear to my daughter's rehearsal dinner for what seems like forever.  I've spent too many hours online, ordered clothes that will all be going back, and I'm still without.  This card that I bought in my 20's reflects most of my life - always wearing sensible clothes, shoes, etc.  And I'm so sick of it!!  I'm trying to find something fun, interesting, maybe fantastic!  Not an easy task when you're a pudgy woman in her 60's with wide feet.  So I'm frustrated.  And thought I'd just vent!!  Thanks for listening.