The curious case …of the empty parcel.

"Why Holmes there’s nothing there!"
"Exactly my dear Watson. The question is, was there ever anything there? Or was something that was there not there? In either case who is responsible?"
"What can we do Holmes?"
"Call Amazon customer services. Getting involved in circuitous conversation with a chat box. Eventually get an algorithm driven refund"
"Will that work?"
"It must work Watson. Remember what the man who mistook the end of his leg for a dead grouse said -"
"The game’s a foot!"
"Exactly. Fetch my violin!"

Never had an empty parcel before. To be fair they didn’t quibble. Just mildly amusing.

Excellent day. Did stuff. Hung pictures. Sat and read and drank coffee. Cooked a sag aloo shepherds pie. Got 13,000 steps in. 

I really could do without going to work tomorrow, it does interfere with my life…