The Beautiful Game Part 2

Waldorf:  What is he doing Statler?
Statler:     He is trying to explain to them that the round thing is called a                       ball and you have to kick it between the posts into the net.
Waldorf:   Do they not know that Statler?
Statler:     Would we be here 2 hours later after watching the ball being                        kicked over the bar 72 times if they knew that.