Mystery Shopper*

For a second consecutive day the Mystery Shopper made an unexpected appearance in the bakery.  Even the trolleys bridled.  The checkout staff checked out.  Hefty discounts were offered in all directions.  The Divi turned into green stamps and shop lifting became derigeur.  Deraileur became the gear to halfinch.  Two for the price of three had their barcodes invoked.  Not in vogue.  Panic buttons were hard pressed.  No eye contact was made and the Meenister was wrestled to the ground.  Ground coffee and filter tips.

I asked for several other cases to be taken into consideration.

After all there is no mystery.

*No chameleons were taunted in the taking of this Blip.