Act casually........

“Hi y’all, Shandy Topps here, reporting for Q - DPIE TV on the last day of pre Olympic time wasting before the main events commence. My colleague from the last AOG, Todd White-Tooth has been wandering around some of the locations where our attention will be concentrated for the next few days….What do you have for us Todd?”

“Well Shandy, thank you so much for that wonderful introduction. I am in rear, literally, of the ladies beach volleyball arena, where some of these fine fillies are making my mouth water in anticipation and also maybe I’ll watch a bit of Volleyball. These swimsuits they are wearing sure must be cozeeeee, why I couldn’t get a moustache hair under that one I just been ogling! Woah, she sure is cute. Hi pretty lady, who are you just leaning on the fence dressed in string? I am THE Todd White-Tooth from Q-DPIE TV and several affiliated pornography channels.”
“My oh my, not Super Todd with the in-flight whisky miniature collection? This must be my lucky day!” 

“That’s me, I can be found lurking around at windows anytime. Day or night. Only joking there.”

“Todd, it’s wunnerful to meet ya’ll I should introduce myself, although we have met before. Do you remember that raid on the Sunny Side Up Adult Video production company last week? Well that was me and my folks taking you and your folks down, yesssssirreeee, that was fun, now I know why they say you have a face for radio. That Chimpanzee, he was a handful, full of little tricks….Yessss! I can see by your face that you recognise me. Sgt Kimberlee Winegum, LAPD and Bars. Now you just get on your face, place those superbly manicured hands where I can see them and we will wait for backup; y’all really like my ‘not much cover’ disguise?”

“Over to you Shandy, thanks for the heads up on this piece of work.”

“Oh he’s that alright, please put him in the jail with all the other weirdos, ya know, the Seventh Flat Earth lovers and that funny boy with the chocolate spray gun, he can be released, I liked him.”