FASCINATORS

Wilson has just become aware of 'fascinators' – women's light, decorative headpieces consisting of feathers, flowers, beads, etc. attached to a comb or hair clip and frequently worn at weddings.
'They're nothing but glorified deely-boppers' he raged, 'but they cost upwards of £60!'.
After a moment's thought, he continued, 'Although… an enterprising anteater who's handy with his paws could really clean up in the Fascinator Business!'
He has now gone to look for some of his old deely-boppers so he can convert them into Fascinators.
I dread to think what he'll produce, but all money earned will apparently be put towards his just-launched 'Buy Wilson An Octopus' fund.