Honk!

You're in a room with Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot & a saxophone player.
You have a gun with two bullets.
Who do you shoot?


The sax player...twice.
Just to be sure.

Edit: I'd like to point out that I neither advocate gun crime, nor think one has to agree with a statement in order to find it funny.
Stuart is a splendid chap & of course he shouldn't be shot just because he plays the sax.
No, he plays flute as well.