The Visitor

Sister Ignatia has lost her way; and her rosary.  She has lapsed once again and started drinking pints, swearing and smoking her pipe.  Things came to a head when she skidded in the aisle prior to evening prayers.  Her habit slipped and revealed her rugby boots.  Prior to this there was nun better.  Recently she has misunderstood the term laypeople and is treating it as an instruction. She has turned celibate into celebrate. 

The convent asked me to indicate it is taking no calls.