Rumour has it…

… there's a pond under all that; somewhere.
Methinks I'll have to evict 1/2 stone or so of Mint, Forget-me-nots, etc.
I'm guessing the next top of Spuds, or two, are more likely to be "Pink Fir Apple" than Charlotte, both of which, if I remember aright, are "Salad" varieties any way.