Diamonds are forever...

...unless you lose them.
Whilst waiting for the property manager to turn up with the 'roach fumigator, she messaged me asking if I could have a look for a missing diamond.  The previous renters had lost a set of studs and thought that maybe, just maybe they'd slipped down between the bed and the bedside table.  So I got down on my hands and knees and looked (with a torch obvs) and actually found one of the rocks, the other is missing, presumed sucked to oblivion.