Have You Seen Her

Have you seen her?
Tell me have you seen her?

The repercussions of yesterdays very unfortunate celebratory dining by the damsel team in the arena at the aogs (Alternative Olympic Games) have been far-reaching with sinister overtones ....

Sleuthing, in the Olympic Village, your intrepid reporter went undercover (yes it's raining again) with an ear to the ground and it's come to light that a dastardly revenge plot has been hatched by the the teams that fell foul of the damsels.

So while you have your bacon and egg, tea and toast or just morning coffee, the face on the front page of all the newspapers on the breakfast table tomorrow is my scoop picture of Bluey looking distraught.  Wildly making accusations of kidnap and blackmail of his beloved Belinda from her bed back in the barracks!! What a blow! Brutal if there is any truth in it. 

Blindsided by his loss he is desperate to have her back but it looks bleak.

The games are now in a shambles here with the medals awarded yesterday being retracted and everything on hold. 

Have you seen her?