Reflections on life

Quite a happily whimsical day today - set the alarm for 15 minutes early, which means I can still lie in bed for 15 minutes after it's gone off and not be late. Which means a parking space near campus and time to eat my breakfast before I start work. Excellent.

x

Two things I have wondered today:
1. How do tree branches decide which way to grow?
2. Why do birds always poop on someone's car, not the road?