"Should I Show the Blipper my Flipper?"

Sven the swan (from Sweden) was warming up for the longest swimming event, the 1500 meter. I wondered if he would take a few questions.

"Hey Sven, how you feelin?"

"Hey, that's original. I've never heard that one before." Yikes.

"How do you keep your feathers so white?"

"Are you serious? I'm a swan." Yikes.

Maybe just one more. "What's the secret to your speed?"

"I hate to give away my secrets, but look at this flipper. It's like a swimmer with long arms. I'ts my weapon, and I work real hard to keep it strengthened."

There you have it. Since I had asked two dumb questions, I didn't stick around to see the race.