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The Ottawackers decamped en masse to Kanata to partake of certain relatives' swimming pools; well, it was almost 40 degrees out, stickier than Prince Andrew's fingers, and sunnier than even my disposition. 

Of course, on Mrs. Ottawacker's side of the family, there is no such thing as a free meal - and quite rightly so. So Ottawacker Jr. had to spot his uncle as he tried to wrestle his cedar hedge into some sort of shape.

No child was harmed during the taking of this photograph.