Measure My Waist Gizmo

Tells me i'm fat oops 
So i must lose weight and then my cholesterol should lower and my breathing improve and my bones get stronger[cos i will be able to exercise/walk more and less strain on my knee/lungs/heart]
Magic really or am i just expecting a miracle ??????
It would be nice to do things naturally with no more drugs
I wonder if that is at all possible ??????