Artistic license

Special mucking about required for this photo to disguise the DISGUSTING state of the floor. I really do not know what the cleaner thinks she is doing with her time, I really don't. Sorry it's Will again, he is just so compliant!

Worked at home today. Jay (who works at home every day) has been moaning all week that the cat spends all his day crying. Not the best of friends Jay and Joe, for the record. Today, not a peep from our lovely feline boy, I think Jay is making it up.

Big preparations are underway for my sister's 40th birthday this weekend. So must go, strippers don't just book themselves you know.....