Never, never eat the balls of Mascarpone and sugar rolled in cocoa powder - just don't! Ignore the heart-shaped biscuits dipped in chocolate...AND the cheesecake, and the salami made entirely from chocolate with biscuit pieces in it, and the Nutella tarts (ohdearlord, the Nutella tarts!) and the birthday cake, which was all strawberries and cream and flaky pastry stuff and more Nutella...The kids were fine...I was hyper!

I think we've done birthdays until May now...