Day 5 In The Big Brother House...

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

Caro has had security cameras fitted around the house. 

As you can see, we now have a bird's eye view (almost literally) of the back garden.

The cameras are connected VIA SCIENCE to my phone. Consequently, I was at work today and got a notification that someone had been spotted at the back door. I checked out the footage of this momentous event and saw Caro letting Jasper out. 

I told her this, and she replied with a picture of a very dodgy looking man (me) leaving the house this morning.

And the security system went NUTS when I came home tonight. It sent me about five messages. 

So if them "Ocean's 11" blokes come around to nick our sandwiches, we shall be prepared.

S.