Today I made homemade coleslaw.

In the morning, while walking the dog, without my litter picking equipment, I walked over an object.  It was politely/naively suggested that it was a deodorant, ha ha, but that reminded me of one of my favourite jokes...

A man in a pharmacy asked for a deodorant.
'Ball or aerosol?' said the assistant.
'Neither, its for my armpits'.