We're on holiday. No, not lapland.  Lincolnshire.   Camping.  

Lincolnshire, it would seem has two key revenue streams.  Agriculture and tourism.  We went to a half empty pub at 6.30 on a Saturday night and they said it was too late to order food.  Even the chippy shuts at 8pm.  

They were celebrating Christmas day the following day as they hadn't been able to do it in December