Hey Food......

'Blackbird sitting contemplating flight,
You can't spread those wings and learn to fly.
'Cause you're so wide,
You were only waiting for a fork lift to arrive...'

'Blackbird sitting wishing you were light,
Dump the pies and chips and learn to see,
What a sight!
You'll feel so much better if you lose a pound or three......'



With apologies to John Lemming and Paul Macawrtney.....