MISSED OPPORTUNITY

MISSED OPPORTUNITY
I found Wilson today in a state of some distress.
Apparently he's seen a lot of tv adverts for products claiming to be 'The official mattress of the Tokyo Olympics' or the 'The official drink / travel agent / bank of the Tokyo Olympics'
'If only I'd thought of it earlier', he complained, 'I could have been The official ANTEATER of the Tokyo Olympics. Now it's too late for me to be even The official anteater of the Tokyo Paralympics'.
He thought for a moment before adding, 'And Japanese people love anteaters! Still, there's always Paris 2024. I wonder how French people feel about anteaters?'