"Hoots man, there's a moose loose aboot the hoose"

I use a laptop/desktop with a wee touch screen that you are supposed to use to access things. It seemed to me to be ultra sensitive, and I kept accessing things I didn't want. Initially it caused me to hate this f ****** computer. So I bought this wireless mouse, and it's so much easier to use., and works a treat. Me an my moose are cool, and I'm now cool with Mr Acer. as well. A happy ending.