THE LADY AND THE CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you?
You want me! YOU WANT ME!

LADY: No chocolate, I do not want
you, for after the initial
pleasure there is SICKNESS
and there is GUILT.

CHOCOLATE: That, Lady, is the REASON
FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are
you to deny me the REASON
FOR MY EXISTENCE?

LADY: No chocolate. I would not do that.

CHOCOLATE: Thank you


(a munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure)