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So here we are. You’re an adult. Your birth certificate and your passport and your EU Digital Covid Certificate confirm it. You’re 18. As the French expression goes “majeur et vacciné”.

You even have a shiny brand new Revolut account. Considering how easy it was to set up I am not surprised that it is the money launderers tool of choice...

Now you’ll have to find way to manage it wisely. A lot of wisdom will be expected of you from now on. Now that you are an adult.
Still, Mom and I may allow for some adjustment. There may be a grace period. Let’s say that you have two weeks to adjust to your newfound maturity.

Past that probationary period, we’ll be merciless.

PS: it’s your turn to pay the electricity bill next month
PPS: I’m full of shit, you are still our little Bouboudge
PPPS: you’ll make a fine adult Luca, you’ve come on a looooooong way. You are clever, articulate, wise, you do not take things at face value and you pay a lot of careful attention to the credibility and credentials of a source of information.
PPPPS: would you consider shaving off that moustache? Pleeeeease? I’ll top up your Revolut account if you do.