Near Cliburn

Today, me, dad and that weird woman saw a fox, a hare, a field full of fieldfares and a couple of lapwings and it was bloomin' freezin' - I was so desperate I ate a mixture of mud and eccles cake crumbs. We offered to join the escape committee for Center Parc inmates and loitered innocently near the entrance to show that there was a world outside but security was tight craggyt.