Here we all are, sitting in a rain cloud (and of course that's meant to give you an earworm). This is better than a picture of mist, admit it.

The benefits of being a snail include
- not having to get a PCR test before going on holiday
- not paying Air Passenger Duty when you take your flight
- not having to pay any fare for your flight, when I hurl you out of the garden, into the field.

I mean, I'd have nothing really against snails, if they didn't eat the plants we're growing for the garden at the refurb house. And yes, I do know they have as many snails down there. And New Zealand flatworms too.

But as the film has it, tomorrow is another day. And the snails did shout "wheee" before they were gone with the wind.

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