Ewe who....

I was having coffee with a friend this afternoon, and as is my (very rude) habit, started to eavesdrop on a couple at the next table. (Well, let's face it, I've heard all my pal's chat before - strangers are so much more interesting!)

Anyway, the twosome concerned, were girls in their early twenties, discussing holidays.

'We're going to Malaysia.' said the first.

'Cool!' said the second. 'Where's that?'

'Just off Spain. ' replied the first.

'Oh yeah, I've heard of it,' said the second. 'It's in Ibiza.'

Sometimes, I despair......