Scheduled maintenance

Alex has been very hard at work today, carrying out some vital work on the site. We're pleased* to say that he's just finished up and popped outside for a celebratory cigarette.

Unfortunately for the rest of us, we'll only notice his hard work if he's done something wrong (which is quite simply impossible, in our experience). But, in the extremely unlikely event of something going slightly awry, just drop us an email.

* We're pleased about him finishing his important work, not the cigarette - smoking is a terrible, disgusting habit which he should give up.