A Wednesday

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

I recently made the suggestion to Caro that she record her daily phone call to Feefs and put it out as a podcast (with named bleeped, of course).

"Yeah man!" agreed Feefs. "Especially during lockdown! We're effing HILARIOUS!"

Today's phone call included the facts that:

- Tiggy the dog has started pooing outside his designated "poo area" in the back yard. "Yesterday he pooed on the astroturf".
 
- Some poo got on the cat. Who was not impressed.

- Feefs and Craig went into their hot tub nude last night. "Well, the neighbours can't see."

- Caro is allowed to go into it nude when she visits. 

- Ewwwwwww no effing way, according to Caro. 

- Caro did have to potentially expose herself to the neighbours when she peed in the garden that night.

- But that was only because I had an upset stomach and had been holed up in the toilet for 30 minutes.

You would listen to this podcast, right? I feel you're all missing out.

S.