Early 4th of July?

I live in Northern New Jersey, U.S.A., and am really looking forward to Spring. Our weather has been terrible for the last 5 months!

Imagine my shock today, when shovels, watermelons, and patio furniture appeared simultaneously at my local grocery store!

You tell me...what is wrong (or right) with this picture... for you? Depending on where you live, or your food beliefs, I suspect several different answers will appear.

As another snowy storm approaches my town, I am hoping that the manager of the market sees that these melons have shelter tonight.

Somehow, I doubt it.