Pirata inflable.

Huge inflatable pirate for the kids to play on while the parents get sozzled in the attached bar. I think this looks tacky and fantasize about puncturing it with a harpoon, which I don't possess, but a sharp stick would do. While I'm at it, a good heavy hammer applied to any ghastly garden gnomes I come across would cheer me up no end. Hopefully it will be gone soon, and the beaches (see extra) will be visited only by seagulls, and dogs and their humans.