Ready to go.....

So Pirate Pete is all set to be parcelled up and sent to TJ.

What do you mean I'm already to be parcelled up?
Just that. I'm putting you in this shoe box and sending you in the post to TJ.
You want me to get into that shoe box? It's far too small! My legs are longer than that!
I can bend your legs so that you can fit.
And how long do you intend I should be in that box?
Depends on the post. Could be two, three, four days.
What! I'll get cramp!
Rag dolls don't get cramp.
Rag dolls don't talk but we seem to be having this conversation!
Very clever.

I hope TJ likes him!