Belgium waffle

By Strang

Take me to your leader

I awoke this morning to find our street had been invaded by strange beings, yellow in colour and standing at about 1.5 Meters tall. They were eerily silent!
At around 11.00 there was a distant rubble which grew louder by the minute and I summoned the courage to peak out from behind the curtains and witnessed them docking with the mother ship.
It seems that they were on some sort of mission to collect all the card and paper from our street to whisk away to their distant planet to presumably recycle into some weapon to use against us.
Who knows next week me may be invaded by the green bins (even as i write this I can see one lurking in our back garden).
To be continued........

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