50 shades?

I was against getting Farrow and Ball paint because it all seems a bit pretentious to me.
But B insisted - and I have to admit, it’s really good paint. Water-based, so easy to use, but it finishes like an oil paint.
The F&B colour names are famously daft:
Dead Salmon, Nancy’s Blushes, Churlish Green, Mole’s Breath, Mouse’s Back…
This is Hedgehog’s Rectum.
No it’s actually Light Blue. But I’d have believed them if they’d said Normal Grey.