Alright! Line em up boys!

So we was in our cruiser, you know, just cruising for a bruising when, BAM! This you know what's its comes flying outta the air and, WHAM! He put dents and holes all over the police car and windshield with his bare balls. I mean come on! I've heard of balls of steel but these things must have been some crazy scientist compound that makes steel look like steel wool. I quit the force the next day and now I spend my nights pursuing this masked, nude, ball buster.