SILENCE IN COURT

Most afternoons Wilson settles down with a cup of coffee and a packet of biscuits in front of the tv to watch Judge Rinder.
Today, though, he has gone one better by setting up a little courtroom of his own.
I don't know what case he's trying – and I don't want to get too close in case I turn out to be the Defendant!
We've had one or two legal disagreements in the past, such as when he tried to copyright the word 'And©' – then attempted to sue me for breach of copyright almost every time I spoke…
It was all resolved amicably in the long run; I don't remember the details, but I don't doubt that money changed paws!