The joys of getting older

For years, I seldom took a pill, and rarely ever had a prescription. Now, I've got enough to choke a horse! And these are ones I'll probably be taking forever. You hear about people breaking into houses and stealing prescription drugs. Well, if they took mine, they would have low blood pressure, low cholesterol, a low heart rate, low blood sugar, and general good health. The only high they may get is being a bit tired at times.