"Ride an electric-assist bike!" - though not with a cup of coffee or the like in one hand. Methinks that's not the wisest marketing.

New bikes to hire and charging points at Inverness Campus – a wee event commenced their availability for hire. Had seen the area being setup over the past week, and there was all sorts of speculation as to what it was. Had spoken to the folks that were setting up the bikes and charge points last night, and had a look at the finished area today. BBC Alba were setting up to record an article about it, and two others in the town.

Cheekily asked a fella in a smart suit that turned up on his own electric bicycle, "Are you the presenter, actor, or model for this?"
He replied, laughing, "No. I'm you MP."
He wasn't. He is the MP for this constituency, but not for mine.