Daughter and first born.

Lunch in TGI Fridays.
It was busy. Very busy.
Waited ages for a table. Then our waiter kept going AWOL.
So we spent a good deal of time there. He did bring us fresh drinks without being prompted, though.
Which made us feel a bit guilty when between us we could only manage a handful of change for a tip.
We left it and beat a hasty retreat, well, as hasty as you can with two kids in tow.