Slug Problem

Is there ever a good time to find a huge slug on your washing up draining board? Well, from personal experience I can tell you that discovering this exact thing is particularly awful after a busy day at work and a frustrating meeting with the estate agents who you rent from. I was this close (gestures a teeny weeny pinch of an amount) to throwing the draining board and everything in it into the bin, but instead I settled on having a little cry whilst washing everything up again. Honestly, if I could afford to, I would move out of this house tomorrow, based purely on how many flippin' bugs are always getting in...