Teeth are EVIL

Dear teeth goblins

Please return my child. This imposter you have tried to dupe us with, does not smile much, his laugh is shortened and he sleeps neither long nor well. This imposter is torturing us with cries of pain and the droppers we use to administer drugs are piling up.

Put our family out of its misery and please return our child.

Sincerely
M's Mum, Dad and big brother